After eating ouselves silly in Dallas over the 4th of July, Trav decided he wanted to eat better. Thus, he wrote himself up a contract to do so, taped it to the fridge, and made it official by signing and dating the line marked with an 'X'. You know your husband is a nerdy law student when..........Any how, about a week and a half later it was our good friend Jeremy's B-Day. Jeremy decided to celebrate at the IHOP and brought his law school buddies with him. While at the IHOP, Travis ordered the pile of BARF AKA the Colorado Omelet pictured below. Hmmmmmm I'm no lawyer nor am I an expert on contracts, but wouldn't you say he definitely 126% all the way BREACHED that sucker?!?! I'm just throwin' this one out there-breached or honored-you decide.............. P.S. other partakers of this foul looking, artery clogging, pile of no good mumbo jumb were Harley and Dana. The flapjacks also are included with the pile of fun. FYI-1220 calories, 83 g of fat mmm mmm good, I know you're running out to get one now.